{"id":325,"date":"2008-12-22T20:35:49","date_gmt":"2008-12-22T18:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/?p=325"},"modified":"2008-12-24T21:09:41","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T19:09:41","slug":"vu-a-la-creche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":"Vu \u00e0 la cr\u00e8che"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La maman de la petite fille est venue engueuler les dames de la cr\u00e8che tout en me d\u00e9signant du doigt : <em>\u00ab\u00a0monsieur est t\u00e9moin, il a tout vu, n&rsquo;est-ce pas monsieur ?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Mais qu&rsquo;est-ce que j&rsquo;avais vu, exactement ?<\/span><\/em><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-326\" title=\"barbarie\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/barbarie.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"967\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/barbarie.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/barbarie-155x300.png 155w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mais bon, j&rsquo;allais pas cafter quand m\u00eame. Et je veux pas avoir d&#8217;emmerdes alors j&rsquo;ai dit <em>\u00ab\u00a0mais pas du tout, c&rsquo;est votre fille qui les emb\u00eatait\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>.<br \/>\nSe mettre \u00e0 quatre pour cogner une fille qui pleure par terre, \u00e7a permet de souder le groupe, c&rsquo;est comme \u00e7a qu&rsquo;on apprend la vie en soci\u00e9t\u00e9.<br \/>\nEt puis \u00e7a fait des anticorps.<br \/>\nEt puis \u00e7a forge le caract\u00e8re.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La maman de la petite fille est venue engueuler les dames de la cr\u00e8che tout en me d\u00e9signant du doigt : \u00ab\u00a0monsieur est t\u00e9moin, il a tout vu, n&rsquo;est-ce pas monsieur ?\u00a0\u00bb Mais qu&rsquo;est-ce que j&rsquo;avais vu, exactement ?\u00a0 Mais bon, j&rsquo;allais pas cafter quand m\u00eame. Et je veux pas avoir d&#8217;emmerdes alors j&rsquo;ai dit &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/?p=325\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Vu \u00e0 la cr\u00e8che<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jeunes-primates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}