{"id":1586,"date":"2012-10-17T20:34:45","date_gmt":"2012-10-17T19:34:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/?p=1586"},"modified":"2016-04-04T11:19:23","modified_gmt":"2016-04-04T10:19:23","slug":"a-quoi-ressemblera-la-femme-du-futur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/?p=1586","title":{"rendered":"\u00c0 quoi ressemblera la femme du futur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La science avance et parvient d\u00e8s aujourd&rsquo;hui \u00e0 nous donner une id\u00e9e de ce que sera l&rsquo;homme de l&rsquo;an 3012. Son cerveau aura r\u00e9tr\u00e9ci, il aura moins de dents, une petite bouche, de grands yeux, un syst\u00e8me digestif plus court qui lui permettra d&rsquo;\u00eatre plus maigre tout en ne mangeant que des\u00a0cochonneries. Apparemment, son syst\u00e8me digestif sera visible au travers de son abdomen. Son p\u00e9nis changera radicalement d&rsquo;orientation et\u00a0int\u00e9grera\u00a0le logo du journal britannique <em>The Sun<\/em>. Il n&rsquo;aura plus de syst\u00e8me pileux.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1588\" title=\"hommedufutur\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hommedufutur.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hommedufutur.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hommedufutur-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Apeur\u00e9\u00a0par la lumi\u00e8re du jour et soucieux d&rsquo;hygi\u00e8ne, il hantera les salles de bains, comme certaines araign\u00e9es. Son regard\u00a0triste et vide d&rsquo;intelligence\u00a0en fera un \u00eatre inqui\u00e9tant et d\u00e9primant.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1596\" title=\"femme_du_futur\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/femme_du_futur.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/femme_du_futur.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/femme_du_futur-300x199.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Face \u00e0 un \u00eatre si peu s\u00e9duisant, on comprendra sans peine que les femmes du futur d\u00e9cident de devenir toutes lesbiennes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La science avance et parvient d\u00e8s aujourd&rsquo;hui \u00e0 nous donner une id\u00e9e de ce que sera l&rsquo;homme de l&rsquo;an 3012. Son cerveau aura r\u00e9tr\u00e9ci, il aura moins de dents, une petite bouche, de grands yeux, un syst\u00e8me digestif plus court qui lui permettra d&rsquo;\u00eatre plus maigre tout en ne mangeant que des\u00a0cochonneries. Apparemment, son syst\u00e8me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/?p=1586\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00c0 quoi ressemblera la femme du futur<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amour","category-observatoire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1675,"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1586\/revisions\/1675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}