{"id":1523,"date":"2012-02-14T22:08:10","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T21:08:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/?p=1523"},"modified":"2012-02-14T22:08:10","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T21:08:10","slug":"joyeuse-saint-valentin-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/?p=1523","title":{"rendered":"Joyeuse Saint-Valentin #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Train de banlieue. Bond\u00e9. Un homme tr\u00e8s agit\u00e9, qui semble boxer l&rsquo;air en face de lui et passe son temps \u00e0 remonter son pantalon qui ne tombe pas et qui bouscule les gens puis les insulte vient se coller contre une dame qui rentre du bureau. Il se frotte \u00e0 son \u00e9paule pendant un quart d&rsquo;heure.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1524\" title=\"paspossible\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/paspossible.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/paspossible.png 500w, http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/paspossible-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/paspossible-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Elle essaie de protester : <em>\u00ab\u00a0je ne suis pas votre dossier\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>, mais se fait copieusement insulter. Pas grand chose \u00e0 faire, c&rsquo;est un mauvais moment \u00e0 passer pour elle comme pour tous ceux qui sont \u00e0 proximit\u00e9. Il ne sent pas bon. Apparemment, il a besoin de tendresse, et il est compl\u00e8tement fou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Train de banlieue. Bond\u00e9. Un homme tr\u00e8s agit\u00e9, qui semble boxer l&rsquo;air en face de lui et passe son temps \u00e0 remonter son pantalon qui ne tombe pas et qui bouscule les gens puis les insulte vient se coller contre une dame qui rentre du bureau. Il se frotte \u00e0 son \u00e9paule pendant un quart &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/?p=1523\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Joyeuse Saint-Valentin #1<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.blogueurinfluent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}